measured on-chain

Everybody mints the meme. Almost nobody gets the noun.

When something goes viral, pump.fun fills up with coins named after it within hours. This counts them — every coin, whether it made money or not — and asks the only question a buyer actually has: does showing up early get you anything?

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Names are matched by meaning, not by spelling. Drag the slider and watch which coins count.

The race

took the noun first to mint reached a real market never left the launchpad

What the model let in

Every distinct name in the cluster at this threshold, ordered by how close it sits to the subject. The bottom of this list is where the judgement lives — that is why the threshold is yours and not mine.

Name Similarity Coins Reached a market Best FDV

Try your own

The eight subjects above were picked from mainstream coverage of what went viral in 2026, before anyone looked at a chart. You can point the same model at anything — it will re-cluster the · distinct names already collected here against whatever you type.

First use downloads a 23 MB sentence model into your browser and runs it locally. Nothing you type leaves this page.

Most of these were worth nothing

The subjects were chosen for going viral, not for producing a coin. That is the whole control: if you only look at memes that minted a winner, every meme mints a winner. A coin counts as having taken the noun only if its pool still holds something — a valuation with no liquidity behind it is a quoted price, not a price.

Viral subject Coins minted Still hold liquidity Best outcome Winner's place in queue